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Trish screamed, "Shut up and take us to the highway patrol. We have been kidnapped. Hurry or I will kill your ass!" He jammed the car into gear and took off. Once we were moving he said, "Kidnapped? Who kidnapped you?" We told him the sheriff in that town off the road and the bastard laughed, "Hell there isn’t any sheriff there. It is a ghost town. What is the real story. Did some boys tell you to hump or dump?"
"No you asshole. We were kidnapped by some creeps named Zeke, Zeb and Ruth." That shook him for a minute then he said, "I find that hard to believe. Zeke and Zeb are good ole boys and I buy preserves from Ruth." I hoped the state patrol didn’t feel the same way. It is a wonder we got there. He spent so much time staring at me and looking in the rear-view mirror at Buffy’s big tits we almost went off the road several times.